Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Wednesday WIN

This week I have a trio of items that could - in the hands of the right person - provide a very effective and thorough spanking.




Spring Loaded Insoles
Built with 12 springs that cushion and support the foot, these insoles return some of the energy to the body for a "push off" with every stride. Five coils are positioned directly underneath the heel. Seven smaller springs under the ball of the foot further disperse the impact and cradle the foot. The suspension coils are only 1/4" thick, making them just as suitable for athletic shoes as for work boots, and undetectable until a step is taken. The insole also features honeycomb padding with valves that draw in and expel air.

This gives new meaning to slippering! Imagine spanking with a spring-loaded piece of footwear.



Heated Gloves
These heated gloves have flat, removable battery packs on the back that are slim enough to tuck under elastic cuffs on parkas or coats, and are lightweight so as not to impede manual dexterity. Fully lined with Thinsulate for breathable warmth, each glove requires four AA batteries to power its integral heating element. Convenient low/high/off power switch. The low-heat setting will heat gloves for up to eight hours and the high setting for up to six hours. The gloves have non-slip palms and finger pads, and include an elastic cinch cord.


What a hot spanking these little beauties could deliver. And useful for shoveling snow too!





My Favorite Spatula™
The perfect size for brownies and bars, this hard-working spatula is sure to be YOUR favorite! Thin, light-weight, and flexible, its long handle and beveled edge make it easy to slip beneath bars for quick, easy serving. In heat-resistant, scratchproof nylon.


I'm a big fan of spatulas, especially the heat-resistant variety.





From Hermione's Heart

6 comments:

Janet said...

Hmmm....I vote for the spatula!! The shoe inserts don't have a long enough handle, my HOH is into long handles. The gloves would just make him way too comfortable while applying a long hand spanking. But the spatula fits the bill just wonderfully, long handle, flat surface. It may be someones idea of a brownie server but the only thing it would do here is redden something!!!

Hermione said...

Janet - I'm with you. It looks delicious!

Hugs,
Hermione

Fabsterrant said...

I have something like that without the kink in the handle that I've been hiding. Perhaps I could put it on display and call it a flat spatula.

Hermione said...

Fab - I'm sure nobody would be any the wiser. Go for it!

Hugs,
Hermione

Mark said...

These are the secret, undercover superheroes of the spanking world. By day they are everyday household items, toiling away in a very normal way. But, come night and they are transformed into...

Love it! Fueled my imagination!

Hermione said...

Mark - LOL. Everyday items with secret identities!

Hugs,
Hermione