Friday, January 22, 2010

Friday FAIL

Pervertables that shouldn't give up their day jobs in the vanilla world.


The Gentle Return Inversion Machine
This cushioned inversion bench gently stretches your back in less than two minutes using only gravity to help relieve strain on the spine and vertebrae. It has a steel frame with foam-padded half-circle handlebars that allow a smooth return to an upright position. A mesh backrest provides airflow, keeping your back cool, and conforms to your body's contours. A three-position leg lock system with pushbutton lever release holds your ankles securely while inverted, and an auto-stop prevents inversion past a chosen angle.


This contraption might have spanking possibilities if you lie on it face down, but I wouldn't care to be completely upside down for one. It also looks like you might roll downhill if you aren't careful.

From Hermione's Heart

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know!

It could be a Top capture device. We could offer to help Mr Top stretch his back and then strap him in and dash off. If we were terribly fond of him we could tip him so his head was up and his feet down.

How about that?

Hermione said...

Poppy, that's perfect!

And turn out the lights too!

Hugs,
Hermione

Florida Dom said...

Hermonie: You never know what is going to work for a good spanking.

And re your poteto picture, do you ever check out the bin of ginger root. You will find some interesting shapes.

FD

ronnie said...

Hermione, yes definitely a fail for me. We used to have one of these. Tried it for spanking but didn't work, made me feel sick lying upside down.

Love.
Ronnie
xx

Hermione said...

FD - Yes, I'm sure this would work for some people.

I have checked the ginger bin, and some of those roots are ever so naughty!

Ronnie - Then my suspicion is correct - it isn't a very nice way to be spanked.

Hugs,
Hermione

Thad Eckard said...

I have one of these, and you cannot turn around to get in it.

Hermione said...

Thad - Welcome! And that's good to know.