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This picture has been recaptioned several times on HistoricLOLS.com, and this is the one that made me laugh out loud. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the product, a Klondike bar is vanilla ice cream coated with chocolate, and it spawned a series of television commercials with the theme  "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

Now here are your captions:

Ralph: please give me a good spanking, I will take my skirt off if you want.

Welcome, Ralph!

Prefectdt: All the girls wanted to get spanked by the guy who had just bought a chocolate factory.

SNP: Only one lucky lady would be selected to try out the new paddle. These three ladies got the email first and ran to his office. They all yelled "pick me!"

Ronnie:  Pick me, pick me the girls shouted as they all wanted to be spanked in the new series of Mad Men.

Dave: I am going to spank all three of you for being late to work, so who wants to be first?

Sunnygirl: Nothing I want - he looks too arrogant.

Six of the Best: The naughty ladies all shout "My ARSE, my ARSE, a kingdom, for my ARSE."

 Kitty: "I can't believe I'm groveling at Mr. Smith's feet, begging to get spanked! There's no going back now. I'm finally admitting it, 'I'm a spanko!!!'"

Vfrat25000: Herman Pudwhistle went through a dramatic change in style and personality after inventing the formula for Viagra.

Jim Franklin sure thinks he’s hot stuff since he won the lottery. Do you think we should tell him those three ladies are really Mike, Lloyd and Frank from the Main Street Impersonators Club down the street? I hired them last night to greet him this morning.
No, lets let him find out the hard way!

Ladies, I am afraid you are wasting your time. That’s Mr. Paul from Mr. Paul’s Interior Decorating Inc.

Is that Zane Williams, the famous actor? He’s gorgeous. I heard he likes to spank his leading ladies.
Well, bare my bottom and correct my naughty ways, Mr. Williams.

How do I love thee…Let me count your millions, Uhh, I mean let me count the ways.

I can’t believe James actually took our spoiled rotten CEO over his knee and paddled her at that board meeting. I have to admit it appears that the office staff appreciated his efforts.

Ricky: Your nail polish, please!
Happy Passover and Easter, everyone!

Autumn: Clark tried to explain to his sister and her two friends how difficult asking a girl out was, let alone promising marriage! He convinced them to get down on one knee and propose to him while he acted the part of the self-confident "modern female".

"Hmmm... which shall I choose?" Clark acted completely indifferent. The girls giggled and teased, vying for his attention.
"Now this is how it SHOULD be," he thought.
"Wow, are we really this bad with our suitors?" considered the girls.
"Maybe we should be spanked for such rude behavior..." ventured one of the girls.

And that my friends is another frame entirely. ;)

morningstar: "oh pleaseeeeeeeeee Johnny - we have been good to you - done everything your little heart desired .......... please please may we have some of the chocolate you have cleverly hidden??? pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Wordsmith: "Yes ladies, George Clooney has asked me which of you is responsible and so needs a good spanking!"

david: The game of guess the musical instrument was getting dull I think its a tuba.


Happy Easter, Happy Passover, and Happy Chocolate Day to all my beloved readers.